My 14-year-old
wondrous son is

50% boy,

50% young man,

45% hysterically funny,

25% a pain in the neck,
60% loving and sweet,

90% a friend among friends,
85% athletic,

100% talented and smart -

35% of which he uses,

15% in cyberland.

This phase, in between,
is beyond mathematics.
14-year-olds defy logic.  

Thank goodness, it's only temporary!